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AUDIOBEAN WEAKENDER 2013 - THANET - 2nd -3rd AUGUST
Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:48

With the best sense of humour on the rave scene, Audiobean return for their second weakender.

 

Expect twisted gabber amens and very poor taste decor, coupled with eating competitions that will literally leave you in a dazed and disgusted state of disbelief….and this time theres camping!!!

 

The best fun you'll have next to the sea for under 20 quid or you money (but not your mind) back…

 

Check out what the Audiobean crew had to say about their forthcoming event (Facebook event link below)

 

Audiobean-2013_EXFollowing an abortive attempt at a 5th Birthday Party in April, Audiobean is back on form with MORE RAVING HILARITY than ever before! Combining the previous plans with a whole raft of new dung, the 2013 Audiobean Weakender is set to be the best thing since, well, the last one. 


★ ★ ★ FIRST WAVE OF ACTS OUT NOW! ★ ★ ★ 

PI-EYED TAKEOVER (Glasgow, Scotland)
Glasgow's infamous PI-EYED crew are making the 12-hour journey down from Scotland to entertain you with Buckfast, funny accents and sheep's stomach stuffed with NEXT LEVEL TUNES. 

Expect bassline, jungle, bee-swallowing booty, acid, rave, 'CORE, mashup bangers, and a load of in-jokes that no one else understands

Featuring:

DAVE SHADES aka BUTT ROGERS - https://soundcloud.com/dave-shades - https://soundcloud.com/horror-boogie-records

DJ ALCANE - https://soundcloud.com/alcane - http://www.residentadvisor.net/dj/alcane

DJ PI-EYED - http://www.mixcloud.com/PiEyedPodcast/pi-eyed-podcast-5-with-dj-pi-eyed/ - www.mixcloud.com/pieyed

SUPERSTAR BEEJAYS - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czfLnWY8ZX8 - https://www.facebook.com/superstarbeejays

"WIT!?" - https://soundcloud.com/wit_breakcore - http://perishedrecords.bandcamp.com/

GREGGERY PECCARY vs. GORGE MICHAEL - https://soundcloud.com/dave-shades/the-curse-of-greggery-peccary

"A hoard of slightly belligerent would-be Glaswegians turn up and force tunes down your throat 'til you cry for mercy but secretly love it"

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ONSLAUGHT
Hard DnB done proper. Meaty kicks and snares that sound like Oscar Pistorius toe-punting an oil drum. 

DJ MAXIMUM BELLEND
Suub and Pier Pressure resident, Maximum Bellend is more fun than a trampoline made out of cake. Bassline squelch mashup and uncle-party anthems in just the right proportions. Don't test. 

AUDIOBEAN ALLSTARS
WILS 'n' B, TWISKY and JOVIS battle it out with their fingers and thumbs in a vinyl-only DnB and Jungle rinse-pit. 

MYSTERY EATING CONTEST REFEREE 
Who's it going to be? The Mayor? Harry Hill? Simon Pegg?

★ ★ ★ LOADS MORE TO BE ANNOUNCED ★ ★ ★

2 VENUES - 48 HOURS - TONK SOUNDSYSTEMS 
INTERNATIONAL TAKEOVERS - ALLSTAR LINEUP
ALL WORTHY GENRES - EATING CONTESTS
SPECIAL GUESTS -DIY PARALYMPICS
BBQ -SEAVIEW -CHEAPEST FESTIVAL EVER 
FREE CRAP
...and for the first time in Audiobean history: CAMPING

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TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW FROM AUDIOBEAN.CO.UK (direct link: http://audiobean.co.uk/?p=1301)

PRICES:
£5 SUPER LIMITED EARLY BIRD 
£7 LESS EARLY BIRD

£8 BEFORE 10 on the first night
£10 AFTER 10 on the second night

TICKETS INCLUDE:
→ ENTRANCE TO BOTH FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT PARTIES
→ CAMPING
→ LUXURY FACILITIES SUCH AS A TOILET AND A WATER TAP
→ ALL THE TRIMMINGS

No separate tickets for each day, just come to both innit. Unless there is a big demand for it, in which case we might change our minds. And don't fuck about, this is by far the cheapest festival going so don't be complaining. 

BUY TICKETS NOW or GET TAE FUCK! 

(FACEBOOK EVENT LINK)